Humbling, Humbling. Very Humbling

Dear Diary, I can tell you and only you that I am frightened. Being the new kid in town is a scary thing. I just about flipped my banana clip when John McCain called me. I mean the Vice Presidency of the United States. This is bigger than winning Miss Wasilla. Only this time I’m not gonna lose the big contest. It is humbling, humbling, truly humbling. But I know I can do it because obviously this is what Jesus wants me to do. Just like he wanted me to have all those babies. I didn’t say no to Jesus getting me pregnant and I’m not going to say no to Jesus wanting me to do whatever it is Vice Presidents do.