Dear Diary, Barack Obama gave a speech on TV last night. Gosh, he’s really, really smart. Especially for an African American. That sounds bad, diary. I didn’t mean it. I don’t have a prejudiced bone in my body. Everyone thinks Alaska is all white but we’re only three quarters white. We actually have a 4% African American population. Anchorage even has two Popeye’s Fried Chicken Stores.
Well the news is out about me being the new VP and my life will never be the same. When you’re running for office your life is an open book. That’s what I told Track. I said it’s a good thing you’re going off to Iraq cause if you were to stick around here and continue to shoot oxycotton into your veins you’d be grounded Mister. Even though Cindy’s a junkie too but I think people kinda forgot about that her stealing drugs from a charity on account of her being so pretty and all. Hey everybody has their little foibles. Around here, we’re all real people from small towns… like Abraham Lincoln and Jesus Christ.
No comments:
Post a Comment