Cover Girl

Dear Diary, Sorry I haven’t written in sooooo long. I’ve been really busy. I go all over the place giving speeches. Well, not really speeches more of just one speech. I give the same one over and over. It’s not boring at all because everyone is so excited to meet me. I’m more famous than Meryl Streep or Tanya Harding. I got to be on the cover of People Magazine. It’s fun. All the conservatives are even excited that Bristol is pregnant again. Except my new staff told me when I talk about the pregnancy not say the “again” part.