Gibson Can Suck It

Dear Diary, Damn that Charlie Gibson. Bush Doctrine. Total trick question. I want to field dress Charlie like a dead moose. I studied the Monroe Doctrine but he didn’t ask that did he? I still say if I can see Russia from an island in Alaska then I can be the leader of the free world. I can’t wait until the subject switches back to lipstick. I wanted to work on some funny jokes about lipstick. I’ve was even gonna write them all by myself but that George Bush speechwriter wouldn’t let me. When I’m Vice President, he’s for sure gonna get fired. I’ll send him on a bridge to nowhere.